miscellaneous content - Other stuff that I've written that's ended up in the old profile.
i want to go back in time and join the sandinista revolution, just to sock it to the gipper :\
The response from Damascus also reflected growing nervousness at Mr Bush's intentions. "Freedoms cannot be exported by tanks and planes, death and destruction," said Syria's information minister, Mehdi Dakhlallah.
and i said, "well, that's the one thing we've got"
RESPECT THE ALB
cave coup
&IIVIII&
(best situation ever)
kenya transcends life
i'm in way over my head and every indicator says "that's aight"
it was a festivus miracle!
over the next week, i plan on sustaining myself solely on ocean spray "craisins," unsalted pistachioes, and plain yogurt
Just to clarify, Batman beats everyone. Yes, him/her too.
Liz<3
Stand by, will advise.
Sum ego somnolentum
i love you, allison.
I love you, Monique.
(best situation ever)
hey guys! the republicans got another term!
time to BRING BACK STAR WARS!
AHOK - Aristotle's House of Knowledge?
one time, i listened to 'fantasy' by earth, wind, and fire for like four straight hours, only realizing every forty-five minutes or so that it was still playing. i was pretty much just like, "meh... another shot can't hurt... it's a pretty good song."
Let me tell you the tale of Davey Stitchliver...
i caught you a delicious bass. you wanna play me?
stock responses at SPAC:
"do you have sprinkles?": "no ma'am, nothing nearly that fun."
"do you have frozen yogurt?": "no sir, nothing nearly that good for you."
i grow tired of asking this, so it'll be the last time:
where is your rebel base?
Sneeze182: I have no idea what your away message means but for some reason it makes me love you about 10 times more than i ever thought possible.
Auto response from qPeregrine: dear ronald reagan,
PWN3D!!!!
your buddy,
inevitability
"a day without pork products is like a day without sunshine," she says as she drinks a glass of orange juice
International Philosophy Summit '04:
bridgin' the gap
see also: benny and the jets' ecclesiastical plain yogurt experiment
azure riding jellyman zombie philosophy dice crescent grapefruit sunrise challenge apathy concrete abstract arbitrary navy gold griffin plateau marmalade gatorade internal eternal ptolemaic polemic narcissistic graduated consecrated halibut surf rod tome swell canyon planning paper argyle comet
surging forward and towards the only end that's possible: telos
so here we are, the big show, this is it, no turning back now, i have shit to get done, so for the love of god, don't get in my way =) and i will see you on the other side
for simple beings, "esse" and "id quod est" are one and the same. WHAT COULD BE EASIER?!
uhm, like, you will see the son of man coming with the clouds of heaven and seated at the right hand of power? who writes this stuff
mana short, you depress me
into the dark black forest
it's funny how i keep you at a distance even though i know you're not going to hurt me
the gauntlet is down, boys
i used to listen to music
flavor of the moment:
plain yogurt. fear its bland and sour goodness
that north wind never stops blowin' • mysticism
it's almost like this is real life and everyone is expecting me to stand up and be the guy that i was born to be, and to that i say, "alright, i guess it's time for me to do that"
just call it my quest • quixotism
will you meet me in the middle,
will you meet me in the air? • syncretism
Fall '03 through Bard's eyes: a quiz that may be a toughy for non-Canisius cats
have you taken the MSATs lately?
mountaintop NECC for life
the wonders of the negative world:
styx
tater tots
nokia n-gage
the nation of japan after 1945
the PATRIOT act of 2001
web tv
the hummer h2
here's to this capra-esque moment • humanism
you see these, mr. anderson? these are the cats of inevitability
live by the pizazz, die by the pizazz!
if i ever meet a pharisee in a dark alley, man, he had better run the other way
god: ex nihilo, ab nihilo baby
i love how the semester is over and i've accomplished absolutely nothing
somewhere in my losing complete control over my surroundings, right around the part where the lights came up in my eyes or the apple pie came down on the table or the pen came out of the pocket or my friends came in from the cold, right then i knew that it was all worthwhile, and right then i was thankful for what they've given me
look out for the Erlkönig, you know, because it's gonna get ya
the text in your profile determines your worth as a human being
remember kids, you don't need giant robots to kill god
this is war, peacock!
if you've got something to say, say it quick. i honestly do not have time for the jibba jabba this time around. i have to be a smarter, faster, stronger, lean mean exegetical ethical gaming machine. i do not want to talk to you unless you are: paul of tarsus, the pope, francis fukuyama, God, d. duling, or alex trebek. actually mr. trebek, can it wait? i'm trying to solve the world's problems over here.
Wow, Flann's right. We really did talk about cyclohexane at lunch the other day.
You can't cover evil with paper.
You can't uninstall evil.
take me in • throw me out • pull me up • let me down
into the dark black forest
i don't care how it feels, lady. let me do my work.
be sure to drink your ovaltine
The Spire: We've got a blind date with destiny, and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.
the good news is that i'm excited to be going back to school in two weeks.
the bad news is that our society is quietly becoming a totalitarian police state run by cheap-labor conservatives that have a stranglehold on production, the airwaves, protestantism, foreign policy, and the way we think.
no thanks, chuckles!
confetti wrapper penny copper humidity arrow time force pink random fabric lollipop poltergeist nadir nihil urgent friction salvation narwhal orange sandwich sugar mushroom cracker hillock frisbee saturation t-shirt arbitrary juxtaposition fragmentation bocce night blue garden rendering polemic racemic rhetoric filibuster harbinger
Why couldn't anyone win Clue on Sunday?
It was Mr. Green, with the lead pipe, near the candlestick. Well, I guess it could have been Mr. Green with the candlestick... in the lead pipe. Way to go, Gamemaster Owens.
gold halibut syrup tequila glass space cupcake pants Earl spear rogue boots jar monument Phish M*A*S*H cross ocean narcolepsy ring lamp file buckle hat felt gravity seedling envelope bank checking skin time zeitgeber plunger Apollo conviction rock roll salad carrot ovaltine limosine quintessence utopia arbiter stem skyscraper river forest falcon zenith essence
Look out! It's...
Darth Jedi, the Sierra Master
...the best guy in the galaxy.
\M/ |C| 1 2 3(e)4 <--- the plaza
If you ever see a squirrel in a scuba suit riding a dolphin, dude, run the other way as fast as you fucking can.
THE PAD OF COMMON SENSE!!!
THE PHONE OF JEALOUSY!!!
THE STUDENT DIRECTORY SHEET OF NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!
Birthday happy you to
Birthday happy you to
Wish we had you bet syntax
Birthday happy you to
Swerving down towards the floor, I see the wicker basket mask, the Greek textbook, last week's dusty denim, it's all cut, dry, pack it up, ship it out, seven supernovas later I'm back where I started, excited, a bit overconfident, but it always works out in its own fucked up way, doesn't it? And then the past, it echoes, "I won't get what I want, I won't get anything, but I..."
Watch out for the above-average monkey.
The Visible Spectrum, With Pat McWilliams
Yellow, Orange, Red, Blue.
By the way, I'm gay. Goodnight.
Taken from the back of an actual 1983 comic book:
Tutankham: THE HOME VIDEO GAME YOU'VE WAITED 3000 YEARS FOR
Tutankham, the video game where you race through a pyramid to find Tut's treasure. The game where you're attacked by the fiendish guardians of the tomb. And you fight back with your laser guns. You capture the keys to the treasure room and then the treasure is yours. All the action of the hit arcade game is coming to your Atari or Sears home video system. From Parker Brothers, of course.
INTELLIVISION FORMAT COMING SOON
"soso how baa the slag"... Yeah, how bad is the lag, Byron?
licorice = ladder
So classes are over, and it's all kind of ending the same way it began. I feel like i'm back to square one... but don't get me wrong. Lots of stuff has changed, maybe I've even changed. There are new characters now, new challenges... I know one thing, though. The show must go on... so bring it, Fate. Let's develop this picture a little more.
The original-------------
Bubble Bobble... it's a fucking revolution.
<----- retro week in the bucket!!!
metroid • bubble bobble • pac-man • ninja turtles 3: the manhattan project • solstice • the mr. sandman song • dino-riders! yes! • the popcorn song • a boy and his blob? anyone?
tangerine = trampoline
aorist-Bard
Mark's alternative-------
Snak Rattle and Roll... it's like fucking sexy twin hamsters.
<----- sequel week in the pail!!!
metroid 2• bubble bobble 2 • pac-man 2: back in the habit• ninja turtles 3: the manhattan project...2 • solstice 2: sol harder • the mr. sandman song 2: waking up after that one night stand, looking over and throwing up all over yourself• dino-riders!2! no! That doesn't exists...or if it does, only in greek • the popcorn song 2: the second bag • a boy and his blob 2: the hunt for blob blobtober? anyone?
ovaltine = limosine
pretentious-Bard
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bucketomology • 'rafty • crafturbate • gank • plüngerfün • gummy • physiphilosophisizing • patbrosia • sheist • mwoop-mwoop • aerodiabetic
When you look at the rain running down a slate roof, do you see what I see? This is not the end. Am I the one from the east that they've been waiting for? This is not a prophecy. Is it enough to know that there are jewels left out there to be discovered? This is not what you might expect. Will it ever be this way again? This is the dream that time dreams...
My roomates have two different spellings, and I'll present you with a third (correct) spelling:
physiphilosophisizing
I should come with a warning label or something.
WARNING: Sensitivity level dangerously low. This Bard ain't know empathy.
There's nothing worse than having to watch a Barbie commercial in the middle of He-Man.
I ate some fish food not too long ago. It wasn't too bad... tasted like fish food probably should taste.
Hey kids! Try new Kellogg's Charred Soul Crisps! Part of a complete breakfast! They're sacradelicious!
aerodiabetic - what you get when Big Pat shaves.
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
